Ext. Street - Day

Mike is walking down the street.  He notices Kevin walking towards him from some distance.  He waves to him.

Mike

Hey, Kevin!  Kevin!

Kevin

Oh, hey Mike!

As they walk towards each other, they extend their hands for a handshake.  Slow-motion movement towards each other.  Just as the are about to make contact, The Handshake Stealer jumps from out of nowhere and shakes hands with Mike.

Handshake Stealer

Shake, STOLEN!

The Handshake Stealer theme song plays, which is just Survivor’s “Final Countdown” that replaces the normal chorus with “It’s the Handshake Stealer!”  Montage of this happening over and over again.

BLACKOUT.

(idea stolen from Mike Marbach)